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Aparent topicul asta nu a fost recreat, asa ca ce ocazie mai buna decat asta? :D

France spent 20 billion on trains that don't fir its stations
France's national railway operator, SNCF, recently ordered 2,000 new trains at a cost of more than $20 billion. Now, it's found out that they're too big for many of the stations they're supposed to pass through. And this isn't the kind of order you can return.
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A Japanese Woman Is Divorcing Her Husband Because He Didn't Like 'Frozen'
"It's an okay movie, I guess, but I didn't really care for it personally," the man reportedly told his wife. "Do you really think it's that good?"

"If you can't understand what makes this movie great, there's something wrong with you as a human being! I want a divorce!" the woman replied.
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as fake as a bimbo's feelings.
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Pope Francis approves the revival of exorcism as a canon Catholic practice
His group of holy warriors are now a part of canon law.
El e, razboinicul luminii.

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When there's something strange...
In your neighborhood...
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Pope Francis!
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Exorcismul n-a fost niciodata in afara practicii catolice, cel putin la nivel neoficial :D Oricum, eu astept sa vad cum scapa de brigadele de asasini trimisi de mafia pe care a excomunicat-o
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ii exorcizeaza :evil:
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Prosecutors want to photograph erect penis of teen accused of sexting girlfriend
The case was set for trial on July 1, where Foster said Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Claiborne Richardson told her that her client must either plead guilty or police would obtain another search warrant “for pictures of his erect penis,” for comparison to the evidence from the teen’s cell phone. Foster asked how that would be accomplished and was told that “we just take him down to the hospital, give him a shot and then take the pictures that we need.”
Carlos Flores Laboy, appointed the teen’s guardian ad litem in the case, said he thought it was just as illegal for the Manassas City police to create their own child pornography as to investigate the teen for it. “They’re using a statute that was designed to protect children from being exploited in a sexual manner,” Flores Laboy said, “to take a picture of this young man in a sexually explicit manner. The irony is incredible.” The guardian added, “As a parent myself, I was floored. It’s child abuse. We’re wasting thousands of dollars and resources and man hours on a sexting case. That’s what we’re doing.”

Foster said Detective Abbott told her that after obtaining photos of the teen’s erect penis he would “use special software to compare pictures of this penis to this penis. Who does this? It’s just crazy.”
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N-am inteles. Deci ala i-a trimis o poza cu elefantul din dotare unei πzde si Justitia nu poate decide daca e ok sau nu pana nu mai obtin o alta poza cu acelasi elefant si le compara? :lol: lolwtf, cred ca le inoata penisi in cap ca mormolocii in balti.
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Giant hole appears at 'world's end'
July 15, 2014: Scientists are puzzled by an 80 metre crater that has suddenly appeared in Yamal, a remote part of Siberia, whose name eerily translates to 'end of the world'.
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^youtube comment: "Half-Life 3 confirmed."
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Alabama state officials: We won't comply with the EPA because God gave us coal
On Tuesday, Alabama state officials said they refused to comply with the EPA’s new carbon pollution measures because God gave them coal.

At their news conference today Cavanaugh and PSC commissioner-elect Chip Beeker invoked the name of God in stating their opposition to the EPA proposal. Beeker, a Republican who is running unopposed for a PSC seat, said coal was created in Alabama by God, and the federal government should not enact policy that runs counter to God’s plan.
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God is an anthropomorphized explanation of the universe. God is to explanations of the universe as Bugs Bunny is to rabbits.
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The Satanic Temple Wants to Use Hobby Lobby Against ‘Informed Consent’ Abortion Laws
Rather than being on a mission to impregnate someone with the devil’s spawn, the Satanic Temple is attempting to use the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision to opt out of a law they don’t agree with on the basis of religious conviction.

The Satanic Temple announced on Monday that “informed consent” abortion laws — which require doctors to give state-mandated information that can be inaccurate or misleading to women seeking abortions in an effort to provide a “balanced” perspective — violate the temple’s religious philosophy.

“The Satanic Temple believes that the body is inviolable subject to one’s own will alone,” the group’s website says. “We strive to make all decisions regarding personal health based on the best scientific understanding of the world, regardless of the religious or political beliefs of others.”
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The Hobby Lobby ruling determined that a corporation, in addition to religious organizations, can cite deeply held convictions in order to circumvent federal law. In that case, the business owner — an evangelical Christian — didn’t want to pay for a select group of birth control methods he considered to be abortifacients.
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China Irritated With Christianity, Is Creating Its Own Version
Chinese government officials announced Thursday that they plan to create a new state-sanctioned version of Christian theology, the latest in an uptick of attempts by the government to curtail the growing influence of religion in Chinese culture.
chinezii fac versiunea lor cam pentru orice, de a telefoane pana la automobile .. de ce n-ar avea si o versiune proprie a Crestinismului ?! :P
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zme-ul » Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:04 pm wrote:China Irritated With Christianity, Is Creating Its Own Version
Chinese government officials announced Thursday that they plan to create a new state-sanctioned version of Christian theology, the latest in an uptick of attempts by the government to curtail the growing influence of religion in Chinese culture.
chinezii fac versiunea lor cam pentru orice, de a telefoane pana la automobile .. de ce n-ar avea si o versiune proprie a Crestinismului ?! :P
Sa poata produce biblii pe care sa scrie Made in China? :P
zme-ul » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:16 am wrote:daca mai ajunge vreodata Romania in Campionat Mondial, alerg in curu' gol prin Crang :D
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cum "Biblie", ala e Trade Mark :)
Tze Biblee mai degraba :lol:
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Iceland’s Naming Laws Prevented a 10-Year-Old From Getting a Passport
[N]ames unable to accommodate the endings required by the nominative, accusative, genitive and dative cases used in Icelandic are also routinely turned down. "That was the problem with Harriet," said Cardew [Harriet’s father]. "It can't be conjugated in Icelandic."
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Galileo GPS satellites launched into wrong orbit
Two satellites meant to form part of a European-run GPS navigational network have been launched into the wrong orbit in a blow for the programme.
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Puteau sa rateze misiunea cu totul, sa se prabuseasca rachetele in flacari si sa ucida 3/4 din echipa stiintifica + o gramada de gura casca, asa ca totusi e bine.
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