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BBC wrote:Earlier this week, an all-girls school rejected a newspaper report that said its teachers were asked to stop addressing students as girls, ladies and women in favour of gender-neutral language.
Adica o publicatiune gen Atac de Wallabies sau cine stie ce alta petarda a scris o tampenie infirmata de conducerea scolii. Daca e all-girls school nu vad care-i sensul adresarii neutre, din moment ce toata lumea implicata se identifica cu genul feminin.
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Ai oricand posibilitatea sa te razgandesti, presupun. Insa daca toata lumea ti se adreseaza cu "sexy don'soara", persista sentimentul ca ai dezamagi pe cineva daca te lepezi de estrogen si treci pe testosteron. Si nimeni nu vrea sa impuna sechele asupra viitorului patriei.
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Australia plans new co-ordinates to fix sat-nav gap
Local co-ordinates, used to produce maps and measurements, and global ones differ by more than 1m.
The body responsible for the change said it would help the development of self-driving cars, which need accurate location data to navigate.
Australia moves about 7cm north annually because of tectonic movements.
Modern satellite systems provide location data based on global lines of longitude and latitude, which do not move even if the continents on Earth shift.
However, many countries produce maps and measurements with the lines of longitude and latitude fixed to their local continent.
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"We have tractors in Australia starting to go around farms without a driver, and if the information about the farm doesn't line up with the co-ordinates coming out of the navigation system there will be problems."
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Hooray, I'm not abnormal!!!

Asta imi aduce aminte, nu fusese acum ceva vreme un articol despre faptul ca "Netflix and chill" a ajuns in ziua de azi doar Netflix fara chill?
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Iată ce face pokemonul din oameni.
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Da, pana sa vina Pokemon Go asta nimeni nu vorbea de sex pe forum. Si mai faceati misto de Oana Pellea ca se lua de jocul ala :lol:
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Cine are nevoie de sex cand te asteapta 200 de jocuri nejucate pe Steam, seriale SF, canale de Youtube si toata pornografia streamable 1080p la care poti visa?
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Among them, they propose that young people are living at home for longer, potentially stifling their sex life, while a rise in video games, online services for TV shows and movies such as Netflix, as well as the internet in general could be offering them an alternative way to spend time. What’s more, it is possible that hook-ups might involve modes of behaviour other than sex itself, while easy access to pornography could also be playing a role. “Access to pornography may be able to relieve sex drive,” said Sherman.
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Meanwhile, semnatura lui Marar a rezumat orice articol de genu.
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Telegraph: Chinese tourist loses wallet and becomes refugee in Germany for two weeks by mistake
The 31-year-old backpacker, who spoke neither German nor English, reported that he "needed help" after arriving at Stuttgart airport on July 4.

The man, who was described as "smartly dressed" and had apparently travelled to Europe for a walking holiday in Italy, was taken to a reception centre in the nearby town of Heidelberg.

Instead of signing a stolen item form for his wallet at the local police station, the man, known as Mr L, unwittingly filled out an asylum request form.

Authorities took his passport and gave him refugee documents. He was transported nearly 200 miles to Düsseldorf, in the west of the country, and then a further 50 miles north to Dülmen.

Twelve days into his stay in Germany, the man was finally able to set off for France and Italy.

The tourist, who did not lodge a formal complaint, was reported as saying: "It isn't how I imagined Europe."
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"It isn't how I imagined Europe."
Nici eu nu-mi imaginam ca Europa va ajunge asa. :(
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marvas wrote:niste cacaciosi si Sky News astia: http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-21 ... meinic.htm
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I'd pay to watch that :lol:
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You'd die of old age waiting for the result.
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ce troll cu salariu. Ce ma frustreaza la toata treaba asta e ca ambasadorul la Londra sta ca un popandau si tace. Fuckin' Mihalache.

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Ai zice ca ar avea multa treaba baietii astia, what with leaving the EU and all, dar par relaxati.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

e-hehei, cineva urmeaza sa manance ovaz in Insulele Shetland ( ;) ) pentru restul zilelor he-hehei.
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marvas wrote:ce troll cu salariu. Ce ma frustreaza la toata treaba asta e ca ambasadorul la Londra sta ca un popandau si tace. Fuckin' Mihalache.
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"pot suspecta", "eu nu pot sa ma exprim mai mult", "S-ar putea sa fie si"
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There's Dan "Jigodie Frustrata" Mahalache for you.
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