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It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome. That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator. All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
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Ce lache, puteai sa cauti unul nou. Nu te-a interesat.
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Da ma da eram pe mobil in bucatarie, beam o bere fumam o tigara, mi a fost lene sa merg la pc. Stii ca sunt muci la mobil. Lucrez si eu cu ce pot
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E thread despre citate lungi, ce cauti aici daca nu ai chef sa le citesti, esti culmea.
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https://np.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions ... ?context=3
Would it be possible to feed a duck some food tied to a piece of string and then wait until it shits out the string, so the string starts outside of its mouth and ends outside the ass and then repeat on several more ducks until you have a long string of ducks?
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Si eu credeam ca thread-ul de politica e cretin. Forgot about reedit.
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Almost as cancerous as my own posts.
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idiot: did u hear about kim kardashian n taylor swift

me (smart n good): *lookin up from a book* never heard of em. ive only heard of books
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Bună ziua, cum te simți azi?
Sunt un pic singura azi, așa că am să iti spun salut
pentru a vedea dacă esti interesat să chat-uim ...
Am nevoie de un barbat, dacă știi ce vreau să spun ... :)
Spune salut astfel încât să putem face schimb de câteva mesaje, și apoi
cine știe unde ne vom duce. ;)
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E-hehei, daca luai notite de la chestr0ny cand a schimbat bateria de la chiuveta, nu erai prins acum cu flancul descoperit.
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am prins o frantura de "secrets of white people" si am dat google, cine stie; am dat de bijuteria asta
An Open Letter to People of Color:
Please do not trust white people.

Every single one of us is racist, it’s something we were born and raised into, we were and are consistently indoctrinated into white supremacy.

Indifference and apathy towards systemic racism and it’s horrific results is not just more comfortable, it is incentivized; we are actively rewarded by white supremacy in it’s many forms for ignoring people of color and their cries for injustice.

Our bones are riddled with it, it’s everywhere.

We were taught the the history of our nation through textbooks written by white men with a vested interest in how the story was and is being told.

So we think that MLK Jr is the patron saint of polite black folks (to be invoked against the angry ones), peanut butter is the extent of black excellence, and according to the newest textbooks, slaves were just unpaid interns.

We were brought up being given medicine designed for us by white men, men who historically tortured black women and murdered black babies to found gynecology, men who performed surgeries on black people without any anesthesia and no precautions because it was believe that black people can not feel pain.

And you wonder why we do not sympathize when black children are gunned down by police?

Nothing stopped, the framework of systemic racism just keeps getting dressed differently, yesterday’s fire hoses and attack dogs are today’s cultural appropriation, tone policing and respectability politics.

We are the ones who committed genocide, stole this land, and now, generations later, think it’s cool to dress up like the folks we massacred.

We’re the ones making fun of people who can’t speak “perfect” English, we’re the ones who’ve come up with every single racial slur used in this country.

We’re so much more concerned about you questioning us, telling us no or calling us out than we are what you’re actually experiencing at our hands.

We will spent countless hours just poking at you, trolling you just to prove you’re this less intellectual, overly emotional animal, to get you to fail a standard we set for you without ever clueing you in on it.

We are the ones who built this country on the blood, the bodies and the backs of people of color and then built Mt Rushmore, statues, monuments to white men.

We rigged the economy, the government and the schools, created the ghettos, set you up for failure and then we blame you for your not pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

We are still making you defend yourselves, over and over ad infinitum. We make you defend your personhood, your autonomy, your agency, your decency, your humanity because when you keep minorities on the defensive, when you keep them explaining who they are and justifying their right to life – nothing real ever gets done.

Even though I’m queer, even though I’m trans, I still get to sit in the “Whites Only” section and I have heard what gets said and I’m begging you, please don’t trust us.
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am mai gasit si foarte multe topicuri unde se zice ca oamenii albi provin din maimute. ba chiar se nasc cu coada. si daca nu s-ar epila, corpul lor ar fi acoperit de o blana densa ca un covor persan (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)... dar cum nu are forma rigida care sa se repete, nu cred ca se pune la copypasta
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Spoiler for kinda big:
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This may sound strange and possibly extremely conceited, so bare with me.

Ever since I could see my first memory, I've wondered so many goddamn times why I'm the one viewing life. Like, how come I have my perspective yknow? I've searched so many times trying to find an explanation as to why I feel like this.

It scares me actually. I'm fully aware of what's going, the things I say, what I feel, what I'm doing, and everything else. And it's not a conscious thing where I think before I speak or do, things like that. It's like I'm programmed to view this world through my very own eyes and feel things you're supposed to feel and also do things because I'm programmed to do them just like anyone else.

Three years ago I asked my psychology teacher about it and he couldn't at all give me any suggestions that fit my description. To everyone I ever told this aware feeling to also gave me a disappointing opinion. I'm frustrated to even describe it to people already.

I used to joke with a couple of friends that I'm the "chosen one" because of how extremely aware I am. And to be completely honest, I do feel I'm chosen, but chosen by something in disguise so it can have a view of what it's like living a full life here on earth or something like that. It's not the type of aware of conspiracies and all that. It's literally knowing that I'm viewing the world. I'm viewing my cats play in my room, I'm viewing that hugging them, I'm viewing that I should reply back to some texts, I'm feeling that I miss my ex boyfriend so much, and just your basic day-to-day stuff.

Last year, the last person that I told this feeling to have me pretty much the best suggestion/opinion out of all that people I've told. He said, "what if you're actually AI and you've been programmed to live a life as an individual" Yeah, it sounds crazy haha. From what I know, I'm pretty much a bag of bones and meat and I don't reload unless I sleep or eat. It's really difficult to even explain this thing of mine.

I just stuck with the theory that I'm chosen to live a life to find a purpose of why I'm alive and how I'll feel for the rest of my days. If you've ever seen the movie Resident Evil Extinction, remember that part where corporation hacked into Alice's eyes and they saw from her eyes on their computer what she was doing? Well it's pretty much like that. That's why sometimes I'm embarrassed to do some things with that fear that somebody is directly watching from my perspective.

I may end up being kind of disappointed if any answers don't match my description, but it will certainly open some new thoughts.
Is anyone able to explain this?

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