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Best option: Kill the kid! You can always make another.
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Filelist livreaza, mereu :lol:
in acest torrent se afla variante mt1 bac 2009 mt1 !
acest torrent va ajuta sa loati o nota buna la celor care vor da bac-ul !
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Tracker serios, recomand.
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Sa stii ca si "abordatul femeilor" necesita un fel de antrenament. Cam ca la fotbal... Nu toti suntem Ronaldo, multi am jucat mult timp in liga a IV-a pana am semnat un contract definitiv cu prima "echipa" din liga a III-a care si-a aratat interesul. Intelegi ce zic? Si chiar si un meci "amical" cu o escorta este un antrenament bun care te scapa de trac in "meciurile oficiale". Putina comunicare in teren, o incalzire, un sut la poarta, te pot face sa ai "meciuri in picioare" si sa vinzi mai bine marfa. Am vazut ca te scarbeste ideea, dar e o idee... Nu stiu daca e o tactica buna, e numai o sugestie.

Sesizez eu ca o vreme ai vrut sa joci numai la Real sau Barca, si ai refuzat precum Mitea echipe din ligile inferioare. Acum ai semna cu orice echipa dar nu te mai vrea niciuna pentru ca nu mai stii sa joci si sa stai in teren...

Deci, cobora pretentiile financiare si mai da si tu un ban pe "echipamente" da-o in plm de "nu imi place sa cheltui bani pe altii", ca poate o sa cheltuie si altii pe tine dupa aia... Dar trebuie sa faci niste transferuri nereusite pana capeti experienta. Acum nu intelege ca trebuie sa cumperi ghete de la Prada si mingie de la Armani, dar acolo un fir de gazon si o apa plata cu o pizza la meci, nu a falimentat pe nimeni.

Plus ca, oameni reali cunosti in meciuri reale, nu la FiFA. "Si de la televizor nu poti sa sari direct pe gard cand echipa ta da gol" (ca zicea cineva de NA). Deci, fa cumva si iesi din bula ta de comfort si fa chiar si lucruri care nu iti plac, pentru a cunoaste oameni. Apucate de pus unghii cu gel daca e nevoie, lucreaza taximetrist noaptea, uber, plm ORICE care te pune in contact cu oameni. PS: Nu umbla noaptea singur pe strada sau prin mall, ca e crappie... Fa sa para ca ai o treaba.

Probabil ca nu iti place fotbalul, dar poate ca ar trebui sa iti placa daca asta te-ar face sa cunosti oameni. Repet, termina cu ce iti place tie, ca e clar ca nu sunt "aducatoare de socializare". Schimbare la pauza!

Acum nu ma crede pe mine si nu ma lua de bun... Ca nu sunt vreun Mourinho sa stiu vreo super tactica...
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"De mă voi scula, pre mulţi am să frag-uiesc si eu" - Alexandru LaPuscaNaN
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Mie cine îmi dă mesaj pe Whatsapp îi dau blocaj şi apoi şterg. Ce e asta? Mie nu îmi place cu mesaje, femeile dau mesaje. Eu vorbesc, ce faci bă? Să aud vocea, să simt ce trăiesc. Ce mesaje? Mă dor şi ochii. Şi părintele când îmi trimite mesaje prea lungi nu pot să le citesc. I-am zis, părinte nu mai trimite, că te blochez. Nu mai îmi trimite mie sfinte, că eu lucrurile sfinte le ştiu de la sfinţii părinţi. Îmi trimiţi mie pasaje din Ioan Gură de Aur? Păi eu am cărţile pe masă şi pe noptieră. Cel mai mult de el îmi place. Şi îmi trimiţi mie mesaje, îţi dau block. Sau îmi trimiţi filme cu mesaje catolice, ei nici asta nu ştiu, că sunt catolice.
Ghici cine :lol:
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mail primit la serviciu:

Hello!

I have very bad news for you.
12/10/2018 - on this day I hacked your OS and got full access to your account

So, you can change the password, yes... But my malware intercepts it every time.

How I made it:
In the software of the router, through which you went online, was a vulnerability.
I just hacked this router and placed my malicious code on it.
When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OS of your device.

After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have all your address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers and addresses of all your contacts).

A month ago, I wanted to lock your device and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.
But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was shocked by what I saw!!!
I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

And I got an idea....
I made a screenshot of the adult sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).
After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.
Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!

I'm know that you would not like to show these screenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.
I think $696 is a very, very small amount for my silence.
Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time!

Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!
My BTC wallet: 145SmyE7DBEQExsnXZobojbQqr5UdgbCHh

You do not know how to use bitcoins?
Enter a query in any search engine: "how to replenish btc wallet".
It's extremely easy

For this payment I give you two days (48 hours).
As soon as this letter is opened, the timer will work.

After payment, my virus and dirty screenshots with your enjoys will be self-destruct automatically.
If I do not receive from you the specified amount, then your device will be locked, and all your contacts will receive a screenshots with your "enjoys".

I hope you understand your situation.
- Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data, files and screenshots is already uploaded to a remote server)
- Do not try to contact me (this is not feasible, I sent you an email from your account)
- Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help, since your data is already on a remote server.

P.S. You are not my single victim. so, I guarantee you that I will not disturb you again after payment!
This is the word of honor hacker

I also ask you to regularly update your antiviruses in the future. This way you will no longer fall into a similar situation.

Do not hold evil! I just do my job.
Have a nice day!
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Prima data am crezut ca e doar spam, dar dupa ce ti-a zis ca "You are a BIG pervert" mi-am dat seama ca chiar te cunoaste, deci eu i-as plati.
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si eu am ras citind pana cand am ajuns la partea aia. am platit
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Fantezia ta este amplu deplasata de la cursul obisnuit!

Am primit si eu mail-uri de-astea, dar le ignor pentru ca stiu ca sunt unul din cei 10 consumatori de vanilla porn de pe web. Fantezia mea este mereu pe cursul obisnuit.
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ce-i aia vanilla porn?
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Adică cu vanilie, Ola. Nimic nu știi.
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Dar e evident, porn cu fantezia pe cursul obisnuit. Daca ai dat bani, e clar ca nu stii.
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Nu prea sunt interesată de fanteziile altora, dar nu te plictisești? Don't you ever feel like spicing it up or something?
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Yeah, sometimes I watch porn with 3d women. Pretty sick, huh?
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Și chiar ți-a trimis de pe mail-ul tău? Also pe ce site-uri ciudate tot intri de primești mail-uri de genul acesta? :lol:
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Fular wrote: 28 Jan 2019, 09:59 Yeah, sometimes I watch porn with 3d women. Pretty sick, huh?
You disgust me.
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