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You're missing some context. Chestia asta e o copypasta de acum o săptămână. Din câte îmi dau seama gluma a apărut de aici inițial:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Romania/commen ... are_de_pe/

Este în OP și un link la thread-ul în care a fost postată serios chestia prima dată:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Romania/commen ... te/e8a9htf
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Lmao nu stiam acest origin story. Still funny tho.
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Your brain doesn't know the difference between artificial sweetener and sugar.

When you drink coke zero, your taste bud sentry calls up your brain saying "Sugar! Sugar! Alert, we have sugar!" Your brain sends a signal to your digestive system, and General Digestion is all like "let's do this shit!" She is ramping up her forces; they have legions of warriors ready to do battle with the calories that are coming down the pipe. They can hear it coming, and the general is all like "Hold.....Hold.....Wait for it!" and as the coke zero flows into the digestive system, all hell breaks lose. There are no calories? Where are the calories? There should be calories! Your digestive system is like the Harlem Shake when the beat drops.

The general calls up the president and says "You better tell General Metabolism to slow the fuck down. There is some crazy shit going on here." President Brain exclaims, "Explain yourself soldier!" After a 4 second pause, in a quiet defeated tone, General Digestion says... "I think we might be starving..." Your metabolism responds faithfully and slows down. Meanwhile your appetite is increasing, reminding your conscious brain that it needs food to survive, not this nothingness syrup.

Once the battle is over, your brain starts to questions its intelligence. How could I be wrong? It tasted sweet? It tasted sweet!
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Coca cola zero are gust naspa :lol: Daca acel citat are dreptate tre ca nu-i din cauza indulcitorilor.
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Zero e naspa, dar Light e absolut atroce, nu-mi vine sa cred ca inca il mai comercializeaza.
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Parcă s-a mai îmbunătățit zero de acum 10 ani când l-am mai încercat. E mai apropiat acum de cola normală. Bine poate ajută la gust și gândul că ăsta nu te mai face supraponderal :D

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Se mai bea Cola in sec XXI?
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Eu nici nu mai am televizor acasă.
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"What kind of animal toasts a glass and sets it down without taking a drink???"

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Pacat de blonda aia, ca i super buna
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"My weight was always the elephant in the room"
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"Only a small percent of Chinese people eat dogs, just like only a small percentage of Americans fu¢k their cousins."
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Secret Santa sau activitatea aia în care îți pică cel mai anost și plictisitor om și cauți jumate de oraș să îi găsești un cadou care să-i placă și tu la rândul tău primești o cană și o felicitare și trebuie să te și prefaci fericit gen ,,OMG O CANĂ CE BINE PÂNĂ ACUM BEAM CAFEAUA CU POLONICUL NOROC CU TINE’’
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Am ramas legendar la liceul Decebal Constanta dupa un secret santa din asta in clasa a 12-a. Eu am primit nu mai stiu ce chestie, am uitat, dar un alt coleg sau colega a primit niste coarne de ren de pus pe cap. Si intr-o pauza am iesit eu cu ele pe cap afara. In timp ce coboram scarile impreuna cu alti cativa colegi ca sa iesim in curte sa fumam a urcat pe langa mine o fata de la alta clasa. Si mi-a zambit vazandu-mi coarnele de ren pe cap. Eu, suave si debonair pana in urechile renului, cu o prezenta de spirit rar intalnita, i-am raspuns zambetului cu:

VREI SA CALARESTI RENUL?

:)))))))))) DA ATAT DE COOL ERAM IN LICEU. dupa replica asta statutul meu de cool legendar in clasa a crescut si mai mult. da, atat de cool erau si colegii mei la ora si varsta aia de apreciau asa ceva :lol:
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:lol:

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i le-am povestit demult :lol:
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