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rdo
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by rdo » 21 Oct 2017, 13:43
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Ferrrrrrrrrdinand
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by Ferrrrrrrrrdinand » 21 Oct 2017, 14:30
McWilliams wrote: Da, bai, si noi l-am auzit pe CTP la teveu', zicand bancul asta, acum doua zile. Este GRAV daca CTPu' e maica-ta.
lol eu n-am vazut cand a spus, cred de acolo si-a amintit maica-mea
ola small dickie
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by ola small dickie » 21 Oct 2017, 17:00
Daca ceva e intitulat Razi ca prostu are toate sansele sa nu primeasca un click de la mine.
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rdo
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by rdo » 21 Oct 2017, 18:33
Si ai tinut neaparat sa impartasesti asta?
"Please, please don't think I care!"
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ola small dickie
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by ola small dickie » 21 Oct 2017, 19:42
Le dau o idee: urmatorul serial sa se cheme Razi de te pisi pe tine
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ola small dickie
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by ola small dickie » 10 May 2018, 13:59
Aseara, discutand cu sotia, am inventat un banc:
Cica intra un 6 la psiholog:
-Salut!
-Salut!
-Ce problema aveti?
-Pai eu de fapt sunt un 9 dar merg in cap de la o vreme.
HAHAH GENIAL
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Cimitri
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by Cimitri » 12 May 2018, 11:11
Din oracolul unui vasluian:
"11.15 Am cunoscut-o pe Angela"
"11:30 M-am indragostit"
"11:45 Am batut-o"
joonior_bmf
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by joonior_bmf » 4 Jun 2018, 19:31
Din Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy:
I had two problems with Hillary Clinton’s attitude. The first one was her brand of feminism. She didn’t agree with female genital mutilation, unless it had been performed by an American drone. And I can’t get behind that because I struggle to find the clitoris at the best of times, without having to paw through the rubble of Kandahar.
joonior_bmf
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by joonior_bmf » 4 Sep 2018, 14:26
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden, when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month". Today, in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I said.
McWilliams
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by McWilliams » 24 Jan 2019, 12:23
I got me a dad-joke right here:
Tiganu' facea un rebus.
- Auzi, fa, piranda, zice aici "metal pretios".
- FER!
- Nu, fa, ca e din patru litere.
- HAUR!
ola small dickie
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by ola small dickie » 31 Mar 2019, 14:54
tata si fiu:
tata, de ce o cheama pe sora mea crina?
pt ca mamei tale ii plac florile
a ok, multumesc tata
cu placere carlsberg!
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Mahdi
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by Mahdi » 22 Jul 2019, 22:51
Care e fast food-ul cel mai popular din Baldur's Gate?
Thac0 Bell.
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joonior_bmf
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by joonior_bmf » 26 Sep 2020, 14:20
La naiba, am uitat sa fac gluma asta aseara. Dati-mi voie.
Pentru a nu se lasa mai prejos in Olimpiada Comemorarilor, ginecologul lui Ruth Bader Ginsburg i-a deschis cosciugul, si i-a uns 3 cruci cu Vagisil.
Va multumesc.
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