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Constantenii sunt de fapt locuitori ai altor orase care n-au mai avut bani de intoarcere ...
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Banc furat de pe Times New Roman si era cu Vama Veche, nu cu Constanta. N-are niciun sens cu Constanta.
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, “you fellas ought to know your limits.”
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chestr0ny wrote:Banc furat de pe Times New Roman si era cu Vama Veche, nu cu Constanta. N-are niciun sens cu Constanta.
N-am zis ca am inventat eu gluma, pur si simplu mi s-a parut simpatica. Si care-i diferenta dintre Vama Veche si Constanta?
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Cati evrei incap intr-un Volkswagen? Doi in fata, trei in spate, unul in portbagaj si restul in scrumiera.
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Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children.
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DarthZombie » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:12 pm wrote:Cati evrei incap intr-un Volkswagen? Doi in fata, trei in spate, unul in portbagaj si restul in scrumiera.
Pai si cati sunt pana la urma? Bancul porneste cu o intrebare care cere un numar, ca multe alte bancuri de acest tip. Apoi continuarea bancului nu ofera niciunul. Ce banc construit foarte prost.
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Nu toate bancurile-s mura-n gura, dar pentru tine fac o exceptie. Adauga ~6 milioane si-ti iese cifra.
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A deci in scrumiera intra toata etnia. Ok. Asta poti sa raspunzi daca cunosti cat de cat numarul total de evrei de pe planeta. Cred ca de asemenea se poate raspunde si cu "toti". Foarte fain oricum. Cred ca rupe cand il spui si in realitate.
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e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he bancuri despre exterminarea evreilor e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he-e-he
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A: The Holocaust.

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Bancul reusit al lui zombie m-a inspirat si pe mine sa alcatuiesc unul. Iata-l:

Cred ca merge unul si cu baia. Cati evrei incap intr-o baie? Unul in cada, unul pe veceu si restul in sapun. Al meu mi se pare si mai amuzant. Te-am facut.
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- De ce s-a sinucis Hitler?
- I-au trimis evreii factura pentru gaz.
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Care-i asemanarea dintre evrei si DarthZombie? Both are on fire.
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- Care-i diferenta intre Mos Craciun si evrei?
- Mos Craciun coboara prin cos.
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@Ola & Chester - V-am spus bancul lui zombie cu evreii și scrumiera la o bere acum vreun an și ați răs de v-ați căcat pe voi. Dovadă că vă luați de zombie doar de dragul de a o face.
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Tu stii mai bine sa il zici.
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