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McWilliams wrote:Da, bai, si noi l-am auzit pe CTP la teveu', zicand bancul asta, acum doua zile. Este GRAV daca CTPu' e maica-ta.
lol eu n-am vazut cand a spus, cred de acolo si-a amintit maica-mea :lol:
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Daca ceva e intitulat Razi ca prostu are toate sansele sa nu primeasca un click de la mine.
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Si ai tinut neaparat sa impartasesti asta?
"Please, please don't think I care!"

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Le dau o idee: urmatorul serial sa se cheme Razi de te pisi pe tine
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Aseara, discutand cu sotia, am inventat un banc:

Cica intra un 6 la psiholog:
-Salut!
-Salut!
-Ce problema aveti?
-Pai eu de fapt sunt un 9 dar merg in cap de la o vreme.

HAHAH GENIAL
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Din oracolul unui vasluian:

"11.15 Am cunoscut-o pe Angela"
"11:30 M-am indragostit"
"11:45 Am batut-o"
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Din Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy:
I had two problems with Hillary Clinton’s attitude. The first one was her brand of feminism. She didn’t agree with female genital mutilation, unless it had been performed by an American drone. And I can’t get behind that because I struggle to find the clitoris at the best of times, without having to paw through the rubble of Kandahar.
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden, when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month". Today, in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I said.
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I got me a dad-joke right here:

Tiganu' facea un rebus.
- Auzi, fa, piranda, zice aici "metal pretios".
- FER!
- Nu, fa, ca e din patru litere.
- HAUR!
Candva, pe aici, trecea un brutalistu...
O vorba de duh din Warhammer 40'000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY
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tata si fiu:

tata, de ce o cheama pe sora mea crina?
pt ca mamei tale ii plac florile
a ok, multumesc tata
cu placere carlsberg!

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Care e fast food-ul cel mai popular din Baldur's Gate?
Thac0 Bell.

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La naiba, am uitat sa fac gluma asta aseara. Dati-mi voie.

Pentru a nu se lasa mai prejos in Olimpiada Comemorarilor, ginecologul lui Ruth Bader Ginsburg i-a deschis cosciugul, si i-a uns 3 cruci cu Vagisil.

Va multumesc.
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