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Re: Bancuri
Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 13:43
by rdo
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 14:30
by Ferrrrrrrrrdinand
McWilliams wrote:Da, bai, si noi l-am auzit pe CTP la teveu', zicand bancul asta, acum doua zile. Este GRAV daca CTPu' e maica-ta.
lol eu n-am vazut cand a spus, cred de acolo si-a amintit maica-mea
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 17:00
by ola small dickie
Daca ceva e intitulat Razi ca prostu are toate sansele sa nu primeasca un click de la mine.
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 18:33
by rdo
Si ai tinut neaparat sa impartasesti asta?
"Please, please don't think I care!"
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 19:42
by ola small dickie
Le dau o idee: urmatorul serial sa se cheme Razi de te pisi pe tine
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 10 May 2018, 13:59
by ola small dickie
Aseara, discutand cu sotia, am inventat un banc:
Cica intra un 6 la psiholog:
-Salut!
-Salut!
-Ce problema aveti?
-Pai eu de fapt sunt un 9 dar merg in cap de la o vreme.
HAHAH GENIAL
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 12 May 2018, 11:11
by Cimitri
Din oracolul unui vasluian:
"11.15 Am cunoscut-o pe Angela"
"11:30 M-am indragostit"
"11:45 Am batut-o"
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 4 Jun 2018, 19:31
by joonior_bmf
Din Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy:
I had two problems with Hillary Clinton’s attitude. The first one was her brand of feminism. She didn’t agree with female genital mutilation, unless it had been performed by an American drone. And I can’t get behind that because I struggle to find the clitoris at the best of times, without having to paw through the rubble of Kandahar.
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 4 Sep 2018, 14:26
by joonior_bmf
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden, when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month". Today, in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I said.
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 24 Jan 2019, 12:23
by McWilliams
I got me a dad-joke right here:
Tiganu' facea un rebus.
- Auzi, fa, piranda, zice aici "metal pretios".
- FER!
- Nu, fa, ca e din patru litere.
- HAUR!
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 31 Mar 2019, 14:54
by ola small dickie
tata si fiu:
tata, de ce o cheama pe sora mea crina?
pt ca mamei tale ii plac florile
a ok, multumesc tata
cu placere carlsberg!
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 22 Jul 2019, 22:51
by Mahdi
Care e fast food-ul cel mai popular din Baldur's Gate?
Thac0 Bell.
Re: Bancuri
Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 14:20
by joonior_bmf
La naiba, am uitat sa fac gluma asta aseara. Dati-mi voie.
Pentru a nu se lasa mai prejos in Olimpiada Comemorarilor, ginecologul lui Ruth Bader Ginsburg i-a deschis cosciugul, si i-a uns 3 cruci cu Vagisil.
Va multumesc.