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O să aibă auto lvl up?
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"and a hot half-elf that you obviously want to have sex with"

the fuck
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Dacă îți bat niște băieți în costum la ușă, să știi că nu e intro-ul la Half Life 3. Microwave that shit.
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Dupa atat timp am sanse mai mari sa primesc o surpriza din partea lui Valve
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Joonior tu esti anonimus?
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Clasic. Păcat că e crop-uit numele autoarei: De'nesha Diamond
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Mail primit la munca: morning dear, what a great night and a great day! The following prices are for your reference
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Kouichi, a tall player in his high school basketball team, is whisked away to another world while masturbating. There, he arrives in a kingdom of giants, and is asked by the kingdom's first prince to be his bride and bear his child.
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#Foarte #interesant ... de Leticia Rodríguez.(Cu ansa sau pendul va puteti masura vibratia) Covidul are o vibrație de 5,5 gz si moare la 25,5Hz. Pentru ființele umane cu vibrații mai mari, virusul este o gripă simplă.
Motivele pentru a avea vibrații scăzute pot fi: -oboseală.
-frica
-tensiunea nervoasă.
-furie.
-Ură.
De aceea trebuie să stam pe vibratie înaltă și sa nu analizăm constant știrile; Frecvența de astăzi este de 27,4Hz. Dar există locuri care vibrează foarte scăzute la:
spitale.
Centre de asistenta. Baruri.
Închisori. Subterane. etc. În cazul acesta vibrația cade la 20hz sau mai puțin. Pentru oameni cu vibrații scăzute, virusul devine periculos.
0,1 până la 2Hz durere.
Frica de 0,2 la 2,2z.
Iritație 0.9-6,8Hz. Zgomot 0,6 până la 2,2Hz. Mândria 0,8 Hz. Abandon 1.5Hz. Superioritate 1.9 Hz.
În contrast: generozitate 95Hz
Real gandire 150 Hz Compasiune 150 Hz sau mai mult.
Iubeste pe vecinul tău și toate ființele vii 150 Hz și multe altele.
Universala dragoste de la 205Hz Deci ... Să vibrăm Aloo !!! Ce ne ajută să vibram înalt?
Dragoste. Zâmbet. Binecuvântari. Joaca,
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Reiki, Meditate,
Yoga, Taichi, plimbare fa exercițiul soarelui, bucurați-vă de natură. Hrănirea cu alimente care ne oferă terenul: semințe-cereale-cereale - legume-fructe și legume.
Beți apă. Vibrația rugăciunii merge de la 120 la 350Hz. Trebuie să te rogi, să cânți, să râzi, să iubești, să trăiești ...
Sa Vibrăm la înălțime ....! Sursa originală a acestor informații este din Forța de putere VS. Pe baza tezei de doctorat ale lui David R Hawkins. Îmbrățișări de lumină pentru tine,credeți și acționați pozitiv din dragoste
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https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/com ... t/g8anhhc/
To really understand it, you have to understand some interesting nuances about Japanese culture:
  • Lifetime employment. People get hired by a company for life. They are expected to devote their whole life to their job, and they do not get fired for any reason other than gross misconduct.
  • There is an unhealthy obsession with perfectionism. Deliverables must have an uncanny attention to detail to convey the creator’s commitment to the task he or she has completed.
  • It is expected that Japanese kaishain (generic term for “company man”) work long hours. Normally this means staying later than your boss. It’s not the quality or even quantity of work that counts, but the optics of appearing to be busy by being physically present at the workplace.
  • Innovation is often frowned upon. Again, because of lifetime employment, the only way to fail is to screw up badly. If nothing changes, then nothing gets screwed up. The nail that sticks out gets the hammer. As a result, there is extreme technological conservatism exhibited throughout almost every industry, from automotive to finance.
Now let’s put all this together and imagine a situation where an office assistant is asked to make a floor plan for new hires in an office. In Japan the fiscal year starts on April 1, so every April there is a huge reshuffling of seating arrangements in the office as a new pecking order is established.

In a normal company you might just tell the new hires where they would sit. In a large corporation with some more rules and processes, a simple diagram showing where the new desks are, perhaps with a company logo on it, and circulated as an internal memo would be more than sufficient.

But in Japan, the office assistant has to show that she put an incredible amount of effort to create this seating arrangement, because this was The Task, and anything less than the utmost attention to detail is a great shame for her. She is also working from 8am to 9pm because her boss stays until 8pm doing nothing because he hates his wife. She also knows that she has unlimited time to make this floor plan because there are no real restrictions on how much time she wastes on such a menial task, again because she is regularly working 12 hour days, and because nobody questions the actual value of the work that she’s doing as she is a lifetime employee that can’t be fired. Finally, she’s been using Excel for the past ten years. She can use a different program that is more appropriate for designing schematics and floor plans, and will get the job done ten times as fast, but she doesn’t want to stand out. She knows how to make tables in Excel and she knows how to resize cells and change their colors and add and remove borders. So she will continue to use Excel for the eleventh year because it’s been used for the past ten years and she knows how do it. The concepts of efficiency or common sense are foreign to her.

So she does the unthinkable. She makes the most elaborate, exquisitely detailed, architectural to-scale schematic of the entire office floor using just Excel. Nothing is left to the imagination. Doors and windows are obviously done. Emergency exits are clearly marked. Desks and chairs are meticulously carved out. Even the multiple monitor arrangement on each person’s desk is clearly drawn up, including each monitor’s serial number, so that there is absolutely no ambiguity and every monitor aligns perfectly with the company inventory. Trash cans too. This person is now plugged into the matrix. In the event that even the most obscure question should arise regarding this floor plan, she is able to answer it immediately and with clear reference to a label in her Excel spreadsheet floor plan. The document is then locked and password protected (the password is “password”), and circulated around the company by April 1. It takes her six weeks to produce nothing short of a work of art. And by the end of it she leaves work at 11pm on the last Friday in March, gets absolutely plastered drunk and ponders why she hates her life and wishes she was dead. But she has fulfilled her duty, and she will not be scolded by anyone. She will return to work and forget all about it as she embarks on The Next Task. Everyone will know where their new desks are on April 1, and nobody will ever look at this document again.

Nobody that is, except for the foreigner who saved a copy and looks at it from time to time in fascination, wondering how anything ever gets done in this country. But at least it explains why the trains run on time.

This anecdote is 100% a true story from my previous job in Tokyo.

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Stiam ca-s niste dubiosi.
NO COVER. ALL MAN.
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