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se vede porc dar merge ferrari
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Behold the copypasta to end all copypastas

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1) Hi Cindy, I’m glad we could meet up for this first date. As a token of my undying love I took out a second mortgage and bought this flower shop for you.

2) Hi Wendy, I’m glad we could meet up for this first date. As a token of my undying love I researched the tribal mating rituals of the Tikkamaso people of Borneo and found they give this exotic and rare flower at times of betrothal. It only exists on one tiny island and so I quit my job and eliminated the tribe from the face of the earth to bring it to you. If they smell off, that’s because I had to hide them in my ass to get them through customs seeing as they are illegal and deadly. The process gave me cancer. I am dying.

3) Hi Margot, I’m glad we could meet up for this first date. As a token of my undying love I murdered Gordon Ramsey and created an AI brain to reanimate him so he could cook a meal for us tonight. I also brought flowers...what? Those simple roses on the table? Whoops! Those shouldn’t be there. That is far to ordinary for a princess like you. No, I have slipped a little gene modifying formula into the mint I gave you earlier. You will now slowly become an actual flower and live out your days on my window shelf where I will water you and treat you with care and occasionally masturbate onto you.

Fuck, friend zoned again!
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égări s.m.pl. (vest.) Colanți lungi până la glezne ◊ „S.T. adoră slănina cu ceapă și poartă numai egări negri.” R.l. 10 VII 93 p. 15. ◊ „La Brașov, ciudatul personaj cunoscut sub numele de «spintecătorul de egări», continuă să facă noi victime, în ciuda faptului că Poliția a realizat un portret-robot al acestuia.” R.l. 4 XII 93 p. 9 (cf. engl. jaeger „țesătură sau tricotaj din lână pentru lenjerie”)

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Epic :D
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Day 74 of No Fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my vastus medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes causing her to orgasm instantly. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
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Hei! Fa-mi te rog o favoare, sa nu mai vorbesti cu mine sau sa imi comentezi pozele sau sa imi trimiti mesaje!
Scuze dar dentistul meu mi-a zis sa stau departe de lucruri dulci ca tine (crede-ma esti foarte foarte dulce!!!)
Ai primit panica ??:D
Publica acest mesaj pe peretele a 10 persoane pe care le iubesti!
Sper ca sunt una dintre ele.

O zi frumi in continuare, va pup.
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Spoiler for classic:
Stay a while and listen ..

VILLAGERS: OMG THE UNDEAD ARE RISING

LEAH: ITS JUST UNCLE DECKARDS CRAZY STORIES

*VILLAGER GETS HEAD EATEN OFF

LEAH: AGAIN, JUST STORIES, I ASSURE YOU

*NAKED OUT OF PLACE WITCH DOCTOR SHOWS UP

LEAH: I TOTALLY TRUST YOU COMPLETELY, LETS GO FIND UNCLE DECKARD

LEAH: LOOK THERE HE IS, FELL DOWN 100 FEET OR SO BUT HES FINE

*EVERYONE GOES BACK TO TOWN

DECKARD CAIN: RANDOM WITCH DOCTOR, GO KILL THE SKELETON KING, HE RESURRECTED JUST BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ACT IS A DIABLO 1997 REFERENCE

WITCH DOCTOR: K

*WITCH DOCTOR KILLS SKELETON KING AND FINDS A NAKED BLACK MAN

WITCH DOCTOR: YO DECKARD, I FOUND THIS NAKED BLACK DUDE

DECKARD CAIN: K GO FIND HIS SWORD PIECES

WITCH DOCTOR: Y????

DECKARD CAIN: DUNNO LMAO, JUST A GUESS

*MAGDA SHOWS UP

MAGDA: I COME FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO DESTROY U

WITCH DOCTOR: K LMAO ALREADY GOT THE SWORD PIECES

MAGDA: DAMN!!!!! ILL JUST GO STEAL THAT NAKED BLACK DUDE AND PROLONG THIS ACT FOR NO REASON

*SHOOTS FIRE AT CAIN, STEALS BLACK MAN

LEAH: STORIES KILLED MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!!

WITCH DOCTOR: PRETTY SURE MAGDA DID, NUB

*WITCH DOCTOR RUNS TO SAVE BLACK MAN

WITCH DOCTOR: OMG THE BUTCHER, ANOTHER POINTLESS RESURRECTION OF A 1997 DIABLO CHARACTER WITH NO EXPLANATION

BUTCHER: AH FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!

*BUTCHER DIES, BLACK MAN SAVED

TYRAEL: YO HERE I AM FOOL

WITCH DOCTOR: WHY U BLACK NOW DOG?

TYRAEL: TOKEN BLACK ANGEL LMAOOOOO

*GOES TO ACT 2

VILLAGERS: OMG THE PRINCE SENT ALL THE GUARDS AWAY

WITCH DOCTOR: HE MUST BE BELIAL IN DISGUISE

LEAH: NO, NO WAY, LET'S GO ON A POINTLESS QUEST TO DO A BUNCH OF CRAP DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

ADRIA: HEY DAUGHTER SUP

LEAH: OH HEY MOMS, JUST MORE STORIES TEEHEE

ADRIA: WE MUST GET THE BLACK SOULSTONE USING THIS OLD HORADRIM DUDE THAT CREATED IT

WITCH DOCTOR: K

*WITCH DOCTOR RECOVERS THE SOULSTONE:

WITCH DOCTOR: WAIT, HOW DID THE SOULS OF THE OTHER 5 DEMONS GET IN HERE ALREADY?

ADRIA: DON'T WORRY BOUT IT DOG... CHRIS METZEN

WITCH DOCTOR: GOT IT!

BELIAL: I AM THE WORST LIAR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WITCH DOCTOR: WE KNOW

*CAPTURES SOUL

*GOES TO ACT 3

AZMODAN: YO DAWG, ATTACKING UR RAMPARTS

WITCH DOCTOR: THANKS FOR THE LEAD BRO

AZMODAN: HEY NP DAWG, ATTACKING UNDERNEATH NOW

WITCH DOCTOR: HEY DUDE THANKS AGAIN, COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT U

AZMODAN: ANYTIME, HEY COME TO MY PLACE SO WE CAN SMOKE SOME BLOW

*WITCH DOCTOR GOES TO THE HEART OF SIN

WITCH DOCTOR: YO I BROUGHT THE WEED

AZMODAN: SWEET DAWG, BEING A WARLORD IS TOUGH

WITCH DOCTOR: JK LMAO, GOT UR SOUL

*GOES BACK TO BASE

WITCH DOCTOR: OMG LEAH IS THE PRIIIIIIME EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

ADRIA: YEA PLANNED THIS 20 YEARS AGO DOG

WITCH DOCTOR: BUT, AGAIN, HOW DID U GET ALL THE SOULS IN HERE IF YOU JUST NOW GOT THE BLACK SOULSTONE?

ADRIA: CHRIST METZEN

WITCH DOCTOR: GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!

*GOES TO ACT 4

DIABLO: WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-OR!!!!!!!!! I AM THE PRIME EEEEVILLLLL

WITCH DOCTOR: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE EVILS THEN???

DIABLO: I DUNNO... ASK CHRIS METZEN

WITCH DOCTOR: K

DIABLO: CAN YOU TELL I'M A GIRL THIS GAME??? I CAN'T STOP TALKINGGGGGGG

DIABLO: LOOK TYRAEL, UR OWN LIEUTENANT

TYRAEL: WAIT, HOW DID IZUAL COME BACK?

DIABLO: CHRIS METZEN MADE IT HAPPENNNNNNNNNN

IZUAL: I AM BACK FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASONNNNNNN

*IZUAL DIES

DIABLO: HE WAS USELESS ANYWAY, COEM KILL MEEEEE

*WITCH DOCTOR ENTERS REALM OF TERROR

DIABLO: WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-ORRRRRR, NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED

*DIABLO DIES

TYRAEL: WE DID IT BOYS... ANGELS.... AND MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pauza publicitara. de pe emailul de serviciu:

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But we all know, that privately, they affirm the opposite!
The truth is that large dick is more powerful and stimulating!

TitanGel will help you to bring your s'e_xual skills to absolute perfection!
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Cine ii spune LA MULTI ANI ? Inplineste 96 de ani ! La 3000 de DISTRIBUIRI primeste 450$.
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Best spam yet :lol:
Hi, victim.
This is my last warning.
I writе you beсause I рut а malwаre on thе wеb page with porn whiсh you hаve
visited.
My virus grabbеd аll yоur personаl info and turned on yоur саmеrа whiсh cаpturеd thе
prоcеss оf your onаnism. Just аfter thаt the soft savеd yоur соntaсt list.
I will dеlеtе the сomрromising vidеo and info if you pay mе 999 USD in bitcоin. This
is аddress for payment : 1NskZD8meWhYbhmjSjiAnyaJm8BG5ax27H

I givе yоu 30 hоurs аftеr yоu opеn my message fоr making the transaсtiоn.
Аs soоn аs yоu rеad the mеssаge I'll sее it right аway.
It is not nеcеssаry to tell mе thаt you havе sent mоnеy tо me. This аddrеss is
соnnеctеd to yоu, my systеm will dеletе everything аutomaticаlly aftеr transfеr
соnfirmatiоn.
If you nееd 48 h just rерly on this letter with +.
Yоu саn visit the роlicе statiоn but nobоdy can hеlр yоu.
If yоu try to dеcеive me , I'll sеe it right awаy !
I dоnt livе in your соuntry. So thеy саn nоt traсk my lоcatiоn even fоr 9 months.
Goodbyе. Dont forget аbout the shаmе and tо ignоre, Your life саn bе ruined.
NO COVER. ALL MAN.
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am primit emailul asta. pls help me

"Hello ola.small.dickie@

My nickname in darknet is luigi89.
I'll begin by saying that I hacked this mailbox (please look on 'from' in your header) more than six months ago, through it I infected your operating system with a virus (trojan) created by me and have been monitoring you for a long time.

Even if you changed the password after that - it does not matter, my virus intercepted all the caching data on your computer and automatically saved access for me.

I have access to all your accounts, social networks, email, browsing history.
Accordingly, I have the data of all your contacts, files from your computer, photos and videos.

I was most struck by the intimate content sites that you occasionally visit.
You have a very wild imagination, I tell you!

During your pastime and entertainment there, I took screenshot through the camera of your device, synchronizing with what you are watching.
Oh my god! You are so funny and excited!

I think that you do not want all your contacts to get these files, right?
If you are of the same opinion, then I think that $500 is quite a fair price to destroy the dirt I created.

Send the above amount on my bitcoin wallet: 1MN7A7QqQaAVoxV4zdjdrnEHXmjhzcQ4Bq
As soon as the above amount is received, I guarantee that the data will be deleted, I do not need it.

Otherwise, these files and history of visiting sites will get all your contacts from your device.
Also, I'll send to everyone your contact access to your email and access logs, I have carefully saved it!

Since reading this letter you have 48 hours!
After your reading this message, I'll receive an automatic notification that you have seen the letter.

I hope I taught you a good lesson.
Do not be so nonchalant, please visit only to proven resources, and don't enter your passwords anywhere!
Good luck!"
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Eu zic să bagi adblock. :lol:
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neah, e un mail de la serviciu :lol:

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I think that you do not want all your contacts to get these files, right?
If you are of the same opinion, then I think that $500 is quite a fair price to destroy the dirt I created.

Send the above amount on my bitcoin wallet: 1MN7A7QqQaAVoxV4zdjdrnEHXmjhzcQ4Bq
As soon as the above amount is received, I guarantee that the data will be deleted, I do not need it."


dar chiar daca as vrea sa-l platesc pe luigi89 din darknet pt ca m-a filmat distrandu-ma pe filme porno habar nu as avea cum sa o fac :lol:

dau reply: "nu stiu cum se plateste prin bitcoin. daca vrei sa mai vorbim sunt ionut69 pe mirc pe chatul #constanta. pot sa-ti trimit prin posta romana daca e. la salariu"
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I would've believed it if his name was luigi69. These scammers are getting worse and worse at this shit :mrgreen:
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Ce drăcie grăit-ai despre mine, mojicule? Țiu să-ți aduc întru știință căci fusei întîiul din Școala de Rezboiu de la Viana și fusei în multe misii neștiute la Înalta Poartă și pre mulți am prăpădit. Sînt școlit în rezboi de vicleșug și niminea nu mînuiește mai acătări ca mine archebusul în toată armia cea sfîntă. Mi-ești dară numai o șaibă. Te voi mătrăși cu atîta pricepere ce n-a văzut întreg Stambulul, ascultă voroavele mele. Îți închipui că vei rămîne slobod dupe ereziile ce mi le grăiești pre ceastă jalbă? Rogu-te a chibzui iară. Numai ce vorbim de am trimes soli către iscoadele mele din țările rumâne iară copita murgului tău e taman vegheată așa că proptește-te întru viforul ce-are să vină, mamelucule. Viforul ce-are să spîrcuiască nimicnicia ce tu găsești de cuviință a numi vieață. Ești pristăvit, mojicule. Poci ca să fiu orișiunde, fieștecînd și poci a te stropși în șapte sute de chipuri, iară asta doar în brînci. Iată că nu doar ce sînt înalt școlit în trîntă, dară poci umbla la armurăria dorobanților și am să mă slujesc de dînsa întru totul pentru a-ți nimici șezutul de pe fața gliei, zamparagiule. O, numai de-ai fi vezuit ce amărăciune vei fi ispitit asupra-ți cu ceastă şăgalnică cuvîntare, pasămite ai fi muțit. Dară nu-ți fu în putință, n-ai cadaticsit, iară acum vei da tribut, nărodule. Iată voi slobozi urgie asupra-ți și de îndată te vei năbuși într-însa. Ești pristăvit, mojicuțule.
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