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Din replicile clasice ale doamnelor si domnisoarelor la serviciu:

Ma duc la o colega sa i dau banii ca se strange pt un coleg si ii dau o hartie de 50 si colega ei: te a pus capra aseara si acum iti da banii?

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Noice!
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Ciolan wrote:"Știu ce gîndești, Patrauleo. Te gîndești "a tras de șase ori sau doar de cinci? Ca să îți spun adevărul, cu toată harababura asta, am cam uitat. Dar avînd în vedere că ăsta e un Carpați Md. 1974, cel mai puternic pistol din Constanța și-ți poate zbura degetul mare de la picior din două focuri, trebuie să-ți pui o singură întrebare: "Mă simt norocos?" No, te simți norocos, Patrauleo? Mai faci?"

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Unul din clientii firmei unde lucrez se cheama HARDWOOD SRL. Din Ramnicu Valcea.
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am citit acum ca sarbatoritul zilei pe forum este assesofpain (32) :lol:

tre sa o las mai moale (moale hehe) cu siteurile porno
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Veronica Mecle. Am inventat gluma asta acum in timp ce ma uitam la eticheta super gecii mele din piele made in romania peter & micle . E buna. 8/10
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Batman doing Batgirl in cowgirl position is like something out of a bad porn parody. And sure, I masturbated to it, but I didn't feel very good about myself afterwards.
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Citeam o discuție despre Disco Elysium și încadrarea sa la un gen de jocuri. And then...
Come join one of my games. After I'm done kicking in your teeth for talking shit on the internet, maybe you can join the game and see that I'm right. You bottom-feeding dumbfuck.
Ce vremuri, când aveam și eu timp să enervez lumea pe forumuri. :lol:
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Nu ma uit la bani. Ca nu i am. N am la ce sa ma uit. Am inventat acum gluma asta
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Ca la naiba toate jocurile "noi", o sa fie nevoie de 999 de patch-uri ca sa mearga stabil.
Parca ar scoate jocurile cu un an inainte de a fi gata.
Lui filelist nu-i place AoE 2 DE :lol:
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Why does Werner Hertzog want this little baby? Is it like a Richard Gere situation?
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1.Arabii au un soi de proverb care spune asa-eu cu fratele meu impotriva familiei,eu cu familia impotriva tribului,eu cu tribul impotriva statului/regatului/tarii. Asta e baza ptr. tot ce se intampla in lume araba
2.Exista un cerc de foc in jurul islamului.Ba chiar si inauntrul islamului. dar-al -islam/dar -al -ahd/dar -al -harb.Cine stie recunoaste cum e impartita lumea azi.
3.Daca as fi fost GWB rezolvam pe 12.11.2001.Toate comentariile de atunci pe messenger spuneau asa – NUKE Them. si nu se adresau lui bin laden/al kakaida.Se adresau musulmanilor,tarilor islamice, islamului n general
4.Hristos a spus-Cine nu e cu noi e impotriva noastra.
5.Nu a spus -suntem impotriva lor
6.Cautati Al Dajjal
7.Bagati codurile
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Singurul cod care trebuie bagat acum e ala care-ti da un tanc.
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power overwhelming
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This game cured my erection
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Si pentru tine cum a fost?
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Nu știu că n-am jucat ultimul Witcher.
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Este o poza cu un sex doll al unei persoane publice, întâmplător minore, postata în scop clar politic (I. E. Îmbrăcată, fără poziții sugestive) , o imagine pornografica ? Very much (X) doubt.
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E drăguț ce fac italienii cântând pe la balcoane, dar în curând vor ieși românii fluturând punga cu pungi, interpretând "Doamne, ocrotește-i pe români" și mapamondul va lua aminte cine suntem noi, cu adevărat.
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