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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by Ferrrrrrrrrdinand » 14 Jan 2020, 14:27

Spune că sunt vechi și că a apărut o ofertă mișto de Mac la 52000 de dolari *wink* *wink*
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by ola small dickie » 15 Jan 2020, 17:51

Am vazut ieri un film porno in care cand sa si dea drumu ala zice lu aia open your mouth si aia cica no. Si isi da drumu pe fatza. Wtf? Lol era in vacanta scenaristul? Ce lipsa de organizare
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by MC » 16 Jan 2020, 08:03

:lol:
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by rdo » 16 Jan 2020, 17:39

N-am mai vazut un film porno de vreo 2 luni, is there something wrong with me?
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by DANiel » 16 Jan 2020, 22:13

But why?
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by Ferrrrrrrrrdinand » 16 Jan 2020, 22:23

Hentai is better.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by ola small dickie » 17 Jan 2020, 07:25

Ii e de ajuns babe of the day
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by DANiel » 17 Jan 2020, 10:03

Ferrrrrrrrrdinand wrote:
16 Jan 2020, 22:23
Hentai is better.
Don't you dare to say this to me.
Dar acum pe bune, eu nu înțeleg hentaiu'.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by cg1700 » 17 Jan 2020, 11:35

E simplu, e o forma stilizata care cuprinde toate elementele care excita creierul dar nu cuprinde imperfectiunile fizice de care nu poti scapa in realitate gen bube, cosuri si alte chestii scarboase de genul. Sau le poate cuprinde if that's what you're into.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by MC » 17 Jan 2020, 13:14

cg1700 wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 11:35
E simplu, e o forma stilizata care cuprinde toate elementele care excita creierul dar nu cuprinde imperfectiunile fizice de care nu poti scapa in realitate gen bube, cosuri si alte chestii scarboase de genul. Sau le poate cuprinde if that's what you're into.
Mai cg pai tocmai in "imperfectiuni" consta frumosul :lol:
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Post by ola small dickie » 17 Jan 2020, 13:37

cg1700 wrote:
17 Jan 2020, 11:35
E simplu, e o forma stilizata care cuprinde toate elementele care excita creierul dar nu cuprinde imperfectiunile fizice de care nu poti scapa in realitate gen bube, cosuri si alte chestii scarboase de genul penisuri mici.
Fixed that for you
http://cu-mausul-in-lanul-de-secara.blogspot.ro/

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Post by ola small dickie » 6 Feb 2020, 09:03

aseara i-a lasat nevastamea putin kindleul lu ficamea (3 ani) sa se "joace". azi dimineata observa ca are 4 carti cumparate de pe amazon, 33 de dolari.

good job :lol:

i-a cumparat Eat Pray Love: One Woman's Search For Everything :lol:
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by rdo » 6 Feb 2020, 10:06

:lol:
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Post by Mahdi » 6 Feb 2020, 10:20

Azi-mâine îți cumpără Diablo pe GOG.
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Post by ola small dickie » 6 Feb 2020, 10:33

:lol:

dupa nu-mi ramane decat sa-mi inchid contul
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by ola small dickie » 12 Feb 2020, 08:18

In afara de sex (inca) nu mai pot face nimic seara daca implica sa stau intins in pat. In 5 min BANG SOMN!

Ieri seara pe la 9 m am intins in canapea sa citesc Corto Maltese. Dupa 4 pagini dormeam

Luni seara pe la 9-10 m am intins in pat sa vad cu sotia Parasite. Dupa 5 minute dormeam.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by MC » 12 Feb 2020, 08:41

ola small dickie wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 08:18
In afara de sex (inca) nu mai pot face nimic seara daca implica sa stau intins in pat. In 5 min BANG SOMN!

Ieri seara pe la 9 m am intins in canapea sa citesc Corto Maltese. Dupa 4 pagini dormeam

Luni seara pe la 9-10 m am intins in pat sa vad cu sotia Parasite. Dupa 5 minute dormeam.
La fel patesc si eu. Nu pot sa mai vad nici un film nimic daca stau in pat.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by Ferrrrrrrrrdinand » 13 Feb 2020, 17:14

Am fost la dentist pentru că mi-a căzut (again după 2 ani) o bucată dintr-un dinte. Mi-a curățat caria, pus pansament, trimis la radiografie pe acel dinte și să vin mai târziu luna asta. Aștept o oră după, cum mi-a spus, nu beau, nu mânânc. Ajung acasă, mânânc annndd majoritatea pansamentului s-a dus. Acum am ciocolată în dinte de la un joe :D

Also, am un molar crescut orizontal care trebuie scos la un moment dat, dar asta știam de ultima dată când am mers.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by reV » 13 Feb 2020, 23:03

M-am dus la un examen bou, am plecat vita, dar am trecut. Today was a good day.
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Re: Awesome Fails

Post by DANiel » 14 Feb 2020, 13:58

reV wrote:
13 Feb 2020, 23:03
M-am dus la un examen bou, am plecat vita, dar am trecut. Today was a good day.
Ai sumarizat perioada mea in facultate.
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