Tigarete, tutun si alte lucruri din astea

[ola small dickie]

Si da, s-a facut 16,5 parliamentul. macar are acest nou design elegant, noua tehnologie less smell si acelasi filtru recessed. wow!

[sekaba]

Daca iti dau numarul de telefon si emailul imi oferi si mie doua pachete si/sau o bricheta sau unul din numeroasele premii interesante pe care le ai la tine?

[ola small dickie]

NU! Ne adresam doar fumatorilor de Parliament. Get lost creep, geez.

In alta ordine de idei niste domnisoare din astea de la promotii m-au pacalit acum vreo 2 sapt in Rock Halle ca urmeaza sa faca activitati si cu Parliament. Trebuie sa trec mai des pe acolo, am fost in weekend si nimic. VREAU PROMOTII PARLIAMENT! Ca nu prea sunt la marca asta. Nu cred ca am intalnit vreodata. Vreau si eu sa tip la masa cand vin fetele: EU! EU FUMEZ PARLIAMENT! TREAT ME LIKE A KING

[sekaba]

Evident ca incep sa faca promotii la Parliament acum ca Marco nu mai fumeaza Parliament.

[ola small dickie]

Acum fumeaza de pe jos. Alta piata

[Semyaza]

So... in materie de tigarie de foi, ce preferati?

Eu... nu am incercat prea multe, dar mi-au ramas in minte Mehari's. Puternice, bune, fara ciocolata, vanilie, tristetz etc

Spoiler:

[sekaba]

Am fumat unele cu ciocolata (zona unde era "filtrul" era super imbibata cu ciocolata) si erau delicioase. Deci nu mai vreau.

[ola small dickie]

Noua mea scrumiera. Bine, acum am si 2 brichete Parliament dar deja era exagerat sa le pun si pe alea in poza. "Am scrumiera si 2 brichete Parliament". Toata lumea era: "Who's the dick?"

[McWilliams]

Mesajul ala se pune si pe scrumiere acum? Jeez. Maine-poimaine o sa fie lipit si pe WC. Sau pe cana de cafea a sefului.

[ola small dickie]

Cred ca doar pe cele oferite de companiile de tutun la concursuri si promotii. Mesajul e si pe cele 2 brichete. Scrumiera fiind castigata la concurs Parliament si brichetele primite la promotie Parliament.

[McWilliams]

Cheers! Sa te... slujeasca bine.

[ola small dickie]

Doamne ajuta!

[Doc]

Ieri am iesit la o afumatoare cu o cunostinta (femela) care se plangea ca (1) a ajuns sa fumeze de nervi doua pachete pe zi (Winston negru cu bila. M-a rugat sa-i aduc unul la afumatoare, m-am dus la magazin, am cerut textual, la care vanzatoarea imi spune ca n-are decat cu DOUA bile. Cred ca m-am uitat ciudat la ea, si mi-a explicat ceva cu arome samd. - si si-a cerut scuze. My evil eye still works.) si (2) se plangea la barbatu-su de care divortase (prieten vechi de al meu, nefumator, lol), ca n-are bani sa achite caldura si aluia mic ii trebuie geaca. STOP SMOKING THEN, BITCH!!!!!

[ola small dickie]

Ce-i aia bila la tigari?

[Doc]

CRED ca in interior sunt niste... bilute cu arome?

[marius]

E o bila in interiorul tigarii, si daca e apasata unde si cum trebuie, elibereaza o feerie de arome in gura fumatorului.

[Mafio]

That's what she said.

[McWilliams]

No. Actually, that's what HE said in order to convince HER.

[TG]

Îl și văd pe McWilliams.

E o bila in interiorul tigarii, si daca e apasata unde si cum trebuie, elibereaza o feerie de arome in gura fumatorului, ca să fac o mică analogie...

The earliest forms of cigarettes were similar to their predecessor, the cigar. Cigarettes appear to have had antecedents in Mexico and Central America around the 9th century in the form of reeds and smoking tubes. The Maya, and later the Aztecs, smoked tobacco and other psychoactive drugs in religious rituals and frequently depicted priests and deities smoking on pottery and temple engravings. The cigarette and the cigar were the most common methods of smoking in the Caribbean, Mexico, and Central and South America until recent times.

By 1830, the cigarette had crossed into France, where it received the name cigarette; and in 1845, the French state tobacco monopoly began manufacturing them

smoking tobacco in strips of old newspaper for lack of proper cigar-rolling leaf. This was helped by the development of tobaccos suitable for cigarette use, and by the development of the Egyptian cigarette export industry.

The North American, Central American, and South American cigarette used various plant wrappers; when it was brought back to Spain, maize wrappers were introduced, and by the 17th century, fine paper. The resulting product was called papelate and is documented in Goya's paintings La Cometa, La Merienda en el Manzanares, and El juego de la pelota a pala (18th century).[16]

By 1830, the cigarette had crossed into France, where it received the name cigarette; and in 1845, the French state tobacco monopoly began manufacturing them

increased the productivity of cigarette companies, Production climbed markedly when a cigarette-making machine was developed in the 1880s by James Albert Bonsack, which vastly hich went from making about 40,000 hand-rolled cigarettes daily to around 4 million

Production climbed markedly when a cigarette-making machine was developed in the 1880s by James Albert Bonsack, which vastly increased the productivity of cigarette companies, which went from making about 40,000 hand-rolled cigarettes daily to around 4 million
In the English-speaking world, the use of tobacco in cigarette form became increasingly widespread during and after the Crimean War, when British soldiers began emulating their Ottoman Turkish comrades and Russian enemies, who had begun rolling and smoking tobacco in strips of old newspaper for lack of proper cigar-rolling leaf.This was helped by the development of tobaccos suitable for cigarette use, and by the development of the Egyptian cigarette export industry.

Deci, ce zici?

[ola small dickie]